2026 QB Recruit Jared Curtis shared this picture today of Bill Belichick on a recruiting visit in his home.  When Belichick took the UNC job there were some questions about whether Bill would be going on in home visits.  Seemed a little hard to believe for the greatest football coach of all time.  But it looks to me like Bill has locked in and is doing whatever it takes to get guys to Chapel Hill.

What an opportunity to have Bill Belichick IN YOUR HOME.  Forget football or recruiting or any of that.  Just imagine this guy on your couch or at your kitchen table (hide your sisters).  In seeing this post, I instantly had some ideas for what I would have Bill do if I ever had the chance to get him in my home.  As a high profile recruit you are in a unique spot here.  Bill wants you to come to his school, you can get him to do some things (don’t make it weird).  So if you ever get Bill in your home as a recruit here are my top 5 suggestions for activities to get him to do.  With pictures of course.

1. Giant Jenga

First of all if you or your family doesn’t own giant jenga, you’re probably not getting recruited anyway.  Learn ball pal.  But assuming since you are a top recruit you own giant jenga then this is a great warmup activity.  An ice breaker, if you will.  I’d be curious to see how steady the old guy is.  Jenga block extraction says a lot about a man.  BONUS you may a get a nice laugh out of him when the blocks go crumbling down.

2. Shooting Squirrels Off the Bird Feeder With a Pellet Gun

A timeless classic. Fun for the whole family.  By the looks of this ai generated image Bill has some pretty poor form.  But I’d be curious to see if he can shoot.  Maybe he’s a deadshot and kills squirrels like it’s nothing.  Ya never know.

3. Fortnite

Alright no more fucking around.  Let’s get this old man on the sticks.  He likely will have no idea how to play but let’s see if he shows an interest in learning.  The guy is a competitor.  (Remember to take pictures while this is going on because you’re not going to UNC anyway)

4. Blanket Fort Building

An all time great strategist, Bill would likely have some good ideas for how to go about this.  Probably could use the furniture in your living room in ways nobody has thought of.  Have him go start this one after you take the xbox controller from him and finish his fortnite game.

5. Poop

Yup.  Definitely gotta poop the guy.  He most likely won’t want to poop in a recruit’s home so you will have to feed him a lot first.  He is old and may have issues with this so be sure to turn down the TV volumes in the rest of the house in case there is a cry for help coming from the bathroom.

At this point you and Bill have had a full day!  Be sure to shake hands, say thank you, and go commit to a real school in the SEC.  Bill Belichick pooped in your house.  Well done, young man.